The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
'May I help you sir?' she asked.
'I want to see Jenny,' the man replied.
'Sir, Jenny is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Jenny,' he replied.
Just then, Jenny appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Jenny, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
Just then, Jenny appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Jenny, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Jenny.
Jenny explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
But there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Jenny, and they went upstairs.
Jenny explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
But there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Jenny, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Jenny and they went upstairs.
After their session, Jenny said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row.
Where are you from?'.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Jenny and they went upstairs.
After their session, Jenny said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row.
Where are you from?'.
The man replied, 'Ontario'.
'Really,' she said. 'I have family in Ontario.'
'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney.
She asked me to personally give you your $15,000 inheritance. '
She asked me to personally give you your $15,000 inheritance. '
The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes &
3. Being screwed by a lawyer !!!
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