Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Saturday, September 27, 2014

#JOKE

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

#WORD!!

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Kim Kardashian falls victim of VItalii Sediuk's prank


Kim Kardashian has become the latest victim of red carpet pest Vitalii Sediuk. The Ukranian former journalist - who is trying to carve out a career as a model - was in the huge crowd which gathered around Kim and her husband Kanye's car as they arrived at the Balmain show at Paris Fashion Week, in which her sister Kendall Jenner was walking, on Thursday.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2769763/Kim-Kardashian-dramatic-scuffle-Vitalli-Sediuk-Paris-Fashion-Week.html#ixzz3EMcm4Ntb
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook


Vitalii Sediuk




The Movie Effect

I just finished watching a very heart warming movie called "One Day", i never really thought it would be interesting that's why i never bothered watching it till tonight. It just made me realise how important it is to hold on to the person you are in love with. Most people would, as seen in the movie, want to experience alittle and ignore that feeling deep down in their tummy, the one they get when they are with that one person, or when they think of that one person who just feels right for them. It's not just about saying i love you to make the other person feel better or have them in your grip so that they don't walk away from you. It's about meaning what you say and showing what you mean.

Love is a beautiful feeling.

Mkasi | SO9E14 With Nora

Monday, September 22, 2014

TANZANIAN REPRESENTATIVES FOR BIG BROTHER AFRICA

LaVeda (IRENE VEDA)


IDRIS SULTAN
Wishing you all the best, and bring that mulla to TZ. FYI Irene is a fun person to be around, I hope her personality shows earlier on so that Africa can vote for her to stay in the house till the end. 

Best of luck. 

Sunday after church

Just!

Friday, September 19, 2014

JOKE

THE IRONY OF LIFE, STRANGE BUT TRUE.

1. The lawyer hopes u get in trouble.
2. The Doctor hopes u get sick.
3. Police hopes u become a criminal.
4. Teacher hopes u are born stupid.
5. Landlord hopes that u don't built a house.
6. Prostitutes hope u dont marry.
7. Dentists hope that your teeth decay.
8. Mechanic hopes your car breaks down.
9. Coffin--maker wants u dead.
10. ONLY a thief wishes you prosperity in life.

HUG A THIEF NEXT TO YOU

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Cooking with chef George Lulabuka


Free range Chicken, Basil leaves, Basil Blossoms/Flowers/Seeds, Lemon tree springs, Celery leaves, Mint leaves, Habenero pepper, Garlic, Lemon, Sugar and Salt.
Other ingredients not shown →→ Vinegar and Olive oil.
Best done →→ Roasted in an oven or BBQ/Grilled.











Tip: Refrigerate the marinated chicken for at least 2 hours before cooking.

Tip: Serve with French Fries, or Potato Wedges, or Persian rice with a side of salad, or Chapati/Pita Bread, or simply with have it as it is.

Tip: For best results, pour the remaining au jus (French word meaning "its juices") from the fresh marinade ground in the mortar and pestle, onto the already cooked and well rested Chicken.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

JOKE

A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man refused to take it:
2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.
SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Friday, September 5, 2014

Female Boxer Bintou Schmill "The VOICE" will fight on the ring on 26.September 2014 ,time 18.00 hour in Stadthalle/ Saalbau Frankfurt-Nied, in Germany



African ladies are otherwise known for other things than Boxing, except for this one who is changing and making the story looks different.
Ms.Bintou Yawa Schmill, 29 years young, a totally black African breed  1.71m, Togo born and based in Germany, started her boxing career at a tender age. Something she did as an Amature has become a success story. She wickedly punched competitors, messlessly and won 24 fights ,and 2 draw in the category welterweight -64Kg.
 
Her fingerprint show her since 2007, to have been a professional boxer with unbeatable record of 4 fights, 4wins in a package including 3 K. O
Her case study is exceptional, she has not only broken the gender rule, she’s representing the African continent in a Boxing ring , punching evil out the brains of her competitors, Bintou is the Lioness that roars and the Lions make a way. Now she´s back on stage, live and ready for a face2face catch, one on one.
 
Any brave hearted out there to sponsor and make a name with Bintou? Bintou needs you to make it happen… a man is a man because of another man –UBUNTU

For more information write to
 Africans support your children and make them proud NOW! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iEmjbWJr

JINSI MOVIE ZA HOLLYWOOD ZINAVYOTENGENEZWA NA NI KIPI AFRICA / TANZANIA INAWEZA KUFANYA KWA SASA:





Movie yoyote lazima ipitie hatua tano:

1. Development: Hapa ni hatua ya kwanza: Uvumbuzi wa wazo/kisa, ununuzi wa hakimiliki ya idea, Uandishi wa Script na pia pia lazima ijulikane pesa za kuwezesha shughuli zitapatikana wapi.

2. Pre-production: Maandalizi ya kushoot yanaanza kufanyika, waigizaji wanakodiwa na location zinawekewa booking.

3. Production: Shooting 

4. Post-production: Hapa ni eding ya clips/footages, photographies, sounds na visual effects, vyote vinawekwa pamoja.

5. Distribution: Movie inatoka, inasambazwa na kuanza kuonyeshwa.

Sasa namba 1,2,3 na 5 Africa, East Africa na Tanzania kwa ujumla zinaweza japo pia ubora hauzingatiwi, yaani mambo yanapelekwa kienyeji, kikujuana ( hili ni mojawapo ya tatizo la kuona actors wale wale), pia unakuta movie au hatua hizi ni kazi jeshi la mtu mmoja! (hapa hatuwezi kulaumu kwasababu ufinyu wa bajeti/umaskini wetu unachangia).

Kwa ulaya, kampuni ya filamu au mhusika mkuu behind the project huwa mara nyingi anachukua mkopo benki, utambue kuwa % kubwa ya bajeti za movie za hollywood zinakuwaga funded na banks, halafu wanakuja kulipana baadae. Kibongo bongo tutasubiri sana kwenye hatua hii, maana hao madirector/maprodyuza wenyewe CV zao hazieleweki na elimu upande wa film production haitolewi ipasavyo vyuoni, so wengi ni self-made.

Tuje kwenye kipengele namba 4: hatua hii ndio kuzungumkuti, na Hollywood ndo wameinvest hapa kuliko popote kwenye film production industry. Eneo hili lina hitaji career kibao hap katikati: 

Special Effects Artist - Kazi yake ni kutengeneza physical effects, yaweza kuwa ni puppet/kinyago kinachofanana na actor ili kitumike kwenye scenes ambazo actor hawezi kuigiza, mfano kukanyagwa na treni au kupigwa ngumi na robot.

Motion Capture Actor - Kama movie itakuwa ni Sci-fi au Comic, huyu actor kazi yake ni kuigiza vitendo ambavyo digital actor (animated model) ambaye atavaa uhusika wa binadamu kwenye movie (Mf: Ghollum in 'Lord of the Rings' au yule sokwe King Kong kwenye movie ya King Kong)

Modeller: Huyu ni anaye model (kuchora na kuumba kidijitali kiumbe chochote mf: Ghollum in 'Lord of the Rings' au yule sokwe King Kong kwenye movie ya King Kong)

Animator: Huyu kazi yake ni kumpa uhai Model mf: Ghollum in 'Lord of the Rings' au yule sokwe King Kong kwenye movie ya King Kong), yaani atembee, aongee, na kuigiza kama vile mtu (actor ) wa kawaida angefanya.

Compositor: Kazi yake ni kumnyofoa actor aliyeigiza vitendo vya Model kwenye live action scene (footage/clip) na kumpachika Model mf: Ghollum in 'Lord of the Rings'. Pia kazi yake ni kufanya integration (yaani digital actor aonekane ni real ndani ya clip, aonekane ni kama vile alifanyiwa shooting).

Editor: Kazi yake ni kuzikata kata clips na kuzipangilia ili iwe ni stori, bila hatua hii hizo visual effects na special effects havina maana: I mean yote yanafanyika kwaajili ya kupamba stori, bila stori ya kueleweka behind the movie, umechemsha. Na ndio maana lazima uje na Movie Title kali. Hivi we ukiskia jina la movie linasema: After Earth, Terminator, Apocalypto, The Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes....hutaitafuta hii movie???

Bila kusahau, hawa pia wanahusishwa kwenye Post-Production ingawa sitawaelezea kwa leo: Graphics Designer, Motion Graphics Designer, Visual Effect Artist, Sound Designer, Shader (kumpa kivuli Model sehemu za mwanga), Texture Artist (kumpa ngozi Model ili awe ni real person au monster) na Lighter (kudhibiti physics ya Model sehemu za mwanga).

HITIMISHO:
Sasa unaona hatua hiyo ni kubwa. Inahusisha Software nyingi, ila zinazotumika Hollywood na kwenye major studio za dunia kv: Columbia Pictures, WETA (waliotengeneza Lord Of The Rings, King Kong n.k.), MGM na kadhalika ni Autodesk Maya (hili ndo baba la  mababa, hakuna program itakuja kupiku hii mpaka Yesu anarudi), 3DSMax, The Foundry Nuke, Zbrush na kidoooogo Adobe After Effects, Photoshop na Adobe Premiere au Final Cut.

Lakini hizi studio ziko mbele sana tangu miaka yah vi karibuni kiasi kwamba zinajiandikia program zao zenyewe, maana kuna idea zingine za movie zinahitaji science ingine ivumbuliwe. Mfano wa movie hizo ni I, Robot.....Avatar nk.

Cha ajabu,  unaweza kugrasp kidogo kidogo kwenye kila area, hivyo ukajikuta una kuwa jeshi la mtu mmoja la Hollyhood, na ndio sababu ya wingi wa short animated na short feature films zilizozagaa kwenye Youtube. 

Ajabu ingine ni kwamba hivi vitu hufundishwi, licha ya kuwa kuna vyuo vinatoa elimu husika katika kila kipengele, lakini to become the best ni lazima ujifunze na kufanya practice mwenywe, hollywood stars wote kuanzia editor, animator mpaka motion graphic designer ni self-taught. Kwahiyo chukulia hii kitu ni kama kipaji. Nitaelezea kwa upana hili siku nyingine.

Tuje Africa, (hapa sizungumzii kampuni za ulaya zinazo kuja kufanyia movie Africa), nazumguzia Africa kama Waafrica na Tanzania kama Watanzania wenyewe, tunaweza kufanya hivi ila tunakabiriwa na changamoto ambazo ni mpaka ziondoke, au wawili watatu wajikusanye na kuvuta nguvu ndio wanaweza kufanya angalau Action Movie, yaani filamu isiyohusisha models (hasa wa liquid kv: maji, monster nk) na motion capture. Aina hii ya move ni kama Transporter au movie za Steven Seagal. 

Changamoto zinazotukabili ni: hatuna assets, zinahitajika camera za adabu na super computers, nitachambua hili siku nyingine. Pia elimu...nina uhakika hakuna film prodyuza yeyote wa Bongo anayejua hata Interface ya Autodesk Maya inafananaje! Wengi movie zao wanatumia Pinnacle, Premiere pro, Final Cut, Sony Vegas na kidoooogo Adobe After Effects.

Pia sijui ni uvivu ama uzembe ama ndo hawana hata computer zenye uwezo wa kurender faster, kwasabau unakuta movie ina High Contrast, haina Color Correction yoyote au hata Visual Effects zozote za kuzugia, utadhani clips zimetolewa tu kwenye camera na kuwekwa kwenye computer, editor akafanya cutting, aka export! ETI TAYARI MOVIE!!!! au hivi vitu wanavijua sema computer zao hazina speed ya kurender vitu hivyo muhimu kwa kila commercial video ili kusudi tu watoe na kuuza movie mpya kila siku. Pia hata vitu vinavyotumiak wanadownload  kudownload kwenye Net, mfano Sounds Effects na Visual Effects za hapa na pale.  Ninaweza kudhibitisha hili.

NDOTO ZANGU NI KUBADILISHA HII HALI, QUALITY NA TECHNOLOGY INAYOTUMIKA KWENYE FILM/VIDEO INDUSTRY YA TANZANIA, EAST AFRICA NA AFRICA KWA UJUMLA. NAFUNGUA KAMPUNI (LEGENDS MULTIMEDIA) KWA MADHUMINI HAYA. MUDA SI MREFU MTAANZA KUNIONA KAM VIDEO DIRECTOR KWENYE MUSIC VIDEOS ZA WASANII MBALI MABLI.


UWEZO, FAIR SKILLS NA JUHUDI YA KUTAFUTA CAPITAL NA ASSETS NINAVYO. PIA NAENDLEA KUJIFUNZA HIGH-END SOFTWARES 2 (Maya na Nuke – huu ndo moyo wa Hollywood revolution), MUDA SI MREFU NIANZE KUPRODUCE SCI-FI SHORT MOVIES ZITAKAZONISAIDIA KUPATA UFADHILI WA KUTENGENEZA FEATURE FILMS WITHIN TANZANIA, INGAWA HADI HAPO NTAKUWA LOCALLY ESTABLISHED NA KULETA MAPINDUZI BONGO KUPTIA UTENGENEZAJI WA ACTION MOVIES NA HIGH-END VIDEO CONTENTS.

Michael Ngusa
+255 769 356124
michaelngusa672@gmail.com
Arusha

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Which Month Baby are you?

This is sooo true


JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.
FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.
APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. hot but has brains.
MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted . Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.
JUNE BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends . Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
JULY BABY
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself -heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
AUGUST BABY
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.
SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty.Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Gets hurt on small things from close ones. Very caring and loving to their partner and family. Stubborn. Usually, the greatest men and women are born in this month. If you are already in a relationship with someone in this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt.

Nimemiss Menu za Bongo

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Weekend Volunteer Work

I had fun volunteering at Church, seeing kids having fun reminded me how simple life can be (in our spirit). Let go and let God.