Wednesday, January 29, 2014

An Angel Called Mother


Read twice because it is an excellent quote:

"Life can give us lots of beautiful persons but only one person is enough for a beautiful Life


Life's irony: Little girl wants barbie dolls and little boys want big cars..After growing up big girls want big car's and big boys want barbie girls 


Excellent quote by Osho:
"I am responsible for what I spoke., but not for what you understood"


"Worry is a total waste of time. It doesn't change anything but.
Surely keeps us very very busy doing nothing.''


As cold water and warm iron take away the wrinkles of clothes. A cool mind and warm heart takes out the worries of life. 


Every Artist gives his own name to his work. But there is no artist like a "MOTHER",
who gives birth to a child but gives FATHER''s name !!

Monday, January 27, 2014

Personality test

 A friend posted this on Facebook, i tried it and it described me too well. #1 and #2

Relax, look at the pictures and see which you are most attracted to.
Results posted below. I picked # 9

Personality Test Results:

1. Freedom loving
Freedom is important to you - nothing is worse than when you feel tied down. You may find you move jobs or location frequently because the idea of staying in one place too long unnerves you. The same can apply to relationships! People see you as fun loving, and you are. You attempt to enjoy life to the full, in accordance with the motto: "You only live once." You tend to attract less energetic people as friends or partners, like moths to a flame, they see you as the light. Careful they don't drain you! You are very curious and open about everything new and thrive on change. Quite simply, you are a breath of fresh air.

2. Independent and unconventional
Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You do not follow the crowd, on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide. You need a free and unattached life that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what is expected of you. You are rather unique, so don't bother comparing yourself to anyone else. Live life your way.

3. Sensitive and reflective
You are comfortable spending hours alone with your thoughts and rarely become bored. You dislike superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. Your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquillity and harmony that you require. You love deeply but if someone betrays you it is next to impossible to forgive. You are an old soul, someone who has lived many times before and has seen it all. All you crave now is simplicity and the chance to focus your attention on a meaningful existence.

4. Down to earth and charming
You have a natural authentic charm, what you see is what you get. People admire you because you seem so 'together'. You have both feet planted firmly on the ground and they can depend on you. While others complicate their life with ifs and buts, you know your own mind. You provide security and space to those close to you. You are a rock, and although others may not tell you, you are the sun around which they revolve. You dislike superficiality and tend to be skeptical toward the whims of trends. Where others crash and burn, you motor on, quietly achieving all you need to do. You are a woman (or man) of substance.

5. Professional and self-assured
You take charge of your life, and place less faith in your luck and more in your own actions. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner. You take a realistic view of things in your daily life and tackle them without fuss. You are given responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon. You project self-assurance to others. You are a born leader and organiser. Although you work well in a team, ideally you should be the one giving the orders. After all, you are usually right!

6. Peaceful and timeless
You are easy-going yet discreet. There is a timeless elegance about you (think Audrey Hepburn). You make friends effortlessly, yet enjoy your privacy and independence. You like to get away from it all and be alone from time to time to contemplate the meaning of life. You need space, so you escape to hideaways, but you are not a loner. You are at peace with yourself and the world, and you appreciate life and what this world has to offer. You have a strong life purpose and when you discover it, you project your personal brand of magic on the world.

7. Cultured and classical
Cultured and sophisticated you value the things money can't necessarily buy - good conversation, original ideas, music and the arts. You have a fair mind and can see both sides of an argument. You rarely let emotions get the better of you, preferring to assess situations rationally. Calm, logical and yet compassionate and kind. You have 'old-fashioned' principles, which at heart make you a real lady (or gentleman). A timeless, vintage classic - the sort of person everyone secretly admires and likes to copy.

8. Sensitive and spiritual
You are a highly sensitive and spiritual person. You refuse to see life only from a rational view point. You have great intuition and trust your feelings. You must have dreams to aspire towards or you won't feel happy. You like to improve yourself, and in so doing make a difference in the world - even if only in little ways. You find it hard to understand people who are only guided rationality. You form true relationships with open souls, people who know there is more to life than we can touch, see or hear. Your psychic sense is highly evolved, trust it and work with it.

9. Dynamic and sparkly
You are a mover and a shaker! You are willing to take risks in return for interesting and varied work. Routine tends to have a paralysing effect on you. Being stuck behind a desk 9-5 would destroy your soul and enthusiasm for life. You need to be given the chance to express your ideas and put them into action. You have a rainbow personality, and can cheer others up, even on the gloomiest of days. If you ever feel you have lost your sparkle it is because the situation you find yourself in is not right for you. Follow your enthusiasm, even if it means you chop and change for years. The journey is as important as the destination.


1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of cement 1 Handbag = 10 Tankers of water 1 Quality shoe = 1 Trailer of sand 1 iphone 5 = 6500 Blocks Just these are enough to build a 2- bedroom flat. LADIES PLEEEEEEEEASE let your boyfriends be LANDLORDS this year!

Friday, January 24, 2014

nisher ent. - NJE YA BOX - Joh Makini, Nikki wa II, Gnako


A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, DeNephew. 

Bint:: Hello mpenzi mambo?,
Jamaa:: Poa baby!.
Bint:: Uko wapi? Jamaa: Mimi niko town napata
Bint:: Wow! Unarudi saa ngapi? Nina njaa dear,
Jamaa:: Nikuletee nini?
Bint:: Niletee chipsi kuku, soseji, mayai manne
yakaangwe pembeni, baga, piza ya samaki
waweke mayonaize, coka take away ya baridi,
mkate wa moto kwenye ile bekari ya Wapemba na
maji ya kunywa chupa kubwa ya Kilimanjaro.
Jamaa: Umesahau viti, meza, leseni, masufuria,
sahani na vijiko.
Bint::Kwa nini dear?
Jamaa::Naona hutaki kula,unataka kufungua

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Friday, January 17, 2014

Lawyer Joke


Baada ya kumaliza  degree yake ya sheria mlimani, Bwana Rwegoshora
aliamua kurudi nyumbani kwao Bukoba
mjini na kufungua ofisi yake kwa ajili ya kuhudumia clients (wateja).
Siku ya kwanza wakati ndio amefungua ofisi yake, alimuona kijana mtanashati anakuja kuelekea ofisini kwake.
Hapo ndipo alipoanza kunyanyua mkono wa  simu ya TTCL, wakati anajizungusha kwenye kiti cha kuzunguruka.
Wakati kijana alipokaribia Rwegoshora alionesha kumkaribisha huku akiendelea kuongea na simu, alisikika akiongea ''No, no, no, Absolutely no, You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. 'pause'
Yes, yes . The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week, I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay.
Pliz don't forget to tell the State Prosecutor that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."
Yule kijana ametulia tu anamuangalia bwana Rwegoshora anajinyonganyonga kwa muda zaidi dakika 5.
Baada ya kumaliza kuongea na simu, bwana Rwegoshora alielekea kwa huyu jamaa:-
''Samahani sana, kwa kukupotezea muda wako, unajua tena kazi zetu hizi unaumiza kichwa sana, kama unavyoona tena mwenyewe hapa, yaani niko busy sana, ninapokea simu mpaka nimechoka mwenyewe.
enh by the way, what can i do for you?
Jamaa alijibu.
'' Mimi ni mfanyakazi wa TTCL, nimekuja kuunganisha line yako ya simu kwani haipo hewani''...

Thursday, January 2, 2014

200 Pound Beauty Full DVD with English Sub

I saw this movie in 2007. I never got to see it again and i didn't know what it was called coz the title was in Korean. I happen to see it again yesterday when i  was going through Netflix movies. I watched it with my sis, we had mob fun last night. I hope you'll love it too.