Thursday, August 28, 2014

Joke

A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy
whispered in her ear, "I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty.

Author unkown

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Word Of The Wise

Nobody is perfect... You have to believe in yourself. Let nobody put you down or put you out. Everybody has a point of view and so do you. Let nobody make you believe they have a better view than you. There's a reason why you are where you stand, there are somethings you can see they simply can't... Learn from people but don't let them change you. Nobody knows how you feel better than you do. What you feel is what your spirit and body is telling you, what they see is purely their assumptions from what they can see. The combination of what they see and what you feel explains better where you stand in the loop. We all need one another to complete each other and not to change who we are. If they didn't create you then they can't understand why you're you. It is your duty to find yourself and be the best you can. You are made for great works so let no one limit you, you have to be really strong in this world full of distractions. Be thankful to God for being you and be confident in you. Do have a great rest of the week appreciating and being the best of you.

By @Atemiyato Akanni Temiyato

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Lunch Buffet at Woodmont and T-Bonaz Grill





Night Boat Ride & Dance











As tired i was this weekend, I managed to go out with the family for a night boat ride and dance. The feeling of calmness as i stared at the lights and water, and occasional dancing...good feeling. I realised i prefer Reggae music compared to Soca music, it felt to me as though all soca music have similar beats just different singers and voices. The DJ was cool enough to play African Music, a little bit of PSquare and Mr. Flava, made my night. Thank you *Nu-Tay*

cheers.

Channel O : Introducing Vanessa Mdee and Tee Jay



Big up Vee Money, make TZ proud.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Jessie J - Bang Bang ft. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj

Bang Bang Bang, not bad at all, after Nicki Minaj's Anaconda video launch, i wondered how this video would look like. Enjoy watching.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Create Your Thoughts

Saturday, August 23rd .

By Pastor Chris

Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life (Proverbs 4:23).

Some define thoughts as imaginations, but thoughts are more than imaginations. Imaginations are pictures or images of the mind that interpret your thoughts. Thoughts are powerful; they can deliver to you a glorious life, or keep you on the sideline of life. The Bible says as a man thinks in his heart, so is he (Proverbs 23:7). You’re the character of your thoughts.

If you’d let the Word dominate your thinking, it’ll give you the right mindset of victory, success, and dominion, with visions of limitless possibilities. Romans 12:2 says, “And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind….” When your thoughts are consistent with the provisions of God’s Word, your life will be a reflection of His glory, for the glory is in the Word.

Consider Joshua; the Lord said to him, “…See, I have given into thine hand Jericho, and the king thereof, and the mighty men of valour” (Joshua 6:1-2). How was he supposed to see the victory ahead of the battle? It was with the power of His mind, his thoughts and imaginations. If Joshua hadn’t seen the victory in his mind, Israel would never have possessed Jericho.

What does that tell you? It means, the extent of your vision is the boundary of your blessing. How far you can see with your mind, through the power of thoughts, is how much you will possess.

What do you see? What are your thoughts? Discipline your mind; choose the thoughts you accept. This marks a difference between the one who is disciplined, and turns out to be a success, and the one who isn’t: their thinking. Direct your mind to think the right thoughts. You’re the one to choose the way your thoughts must go; you're the one to create your thoughts: “…whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report…think on these things” (Philippians 4:8).

CONFESSION

My mind is anointed to think the “God-kind” of thoughts. As I meditate on your Word, I build a wealth of thoughts that keep me in the arena of glory, health, and prosperity, causing me to live the best life here on earth, in Jesus’ Name. Amen.

Further Study: 1 Corinthians 2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ. ;

Philippians 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure,  whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if  there be any praise, think on these things.

Daily Scripture Reading

1 Year Bible Reading Plan: 1 Corinthians 8,
Psalms 120-127

2 Year Bible Reading Plan: Colossians 2:1-7,
Jeremiah 8

EXTRACT FROM: Rhapsody of Realities

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Baada ya Kusikia Nime"sup"











Hey,

Got up this morning to chats on whatsapp telling me that our results are out. Ni baada ya kuona "sup" ya somo moja nikajiendea zangu kuogelea..nikaona isiwe tabu maana bora "sup" kuliko fail. Asante to law school kwa kunifundisha "sup" inafananaje maana nilizoea kuclear 1st seating.

cheers!

Bongo5's Exclusive interview with Q-Chief

                                 Welcome back Q-chief, and I wish you the best in your career. Be blessed.                                                                     go to video source 

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Word of the Day


UJUMBE WA LEO RAFIKI ZANGU!! KUMCHA MUNGU NI KUUKATAA UOVU, MCHE BWANA NA UTAUONA UKUU WAKE KATIKA MAISHA YAKO, JICHO LA BWANA HUPIMA UAMINIFU WA MJA WAKE PALE AMBAPO ANAKUWA PEKE YAKE NA HAKUNA MTU WA KUMUONA ANACHOKIFANYA, ILA NDANI YA MOYO WAKE ANAAMINI JICHO LA BWANA LINAMTAZAMA NA KUMHESHIMU MUNGU KWA KUJITENGA NA UOVU, KUMBUKENI SIKU YA BWANA NENO LINASEMA ATALETA KATIKA HUKUMU KILA JAMBO ALILOLIFANYA MWANADAMU HAPA DUNIANI "HATA LILE LA SIRINI KABISA", NA KUMBUKENNI HAKUNA MWENYE DOA WALA KUNYANZI ATAKAYE URITHI UFALME WA MBINGUNI, SISI NI WANADAMU NA TUNAWEZA FANYA MAKOSA, TU WADHAIFU, ILA KILE MUNGU ANACHOKITAKA NI KUTUBU MARA MOJA PALE TUNAPOKOSEA NDIPO DAMU YAKE INATUTAKASA KWA KUPITIA ILE TOBA YA KWELI!! USIFICHE DHAMBI/KOSA MAANA ITAKUUA... MAY GOD BLESS HIS WORDS!!

author, Emanuel Golder 

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Sunday, August 17, 2014

JOKE

A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, "Don't take a step further." She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. "Don't take a step further." She stops and a car skids past. Then suddenly she hears the voice saying "I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?" Yes! Shouts the woman, "Just where were you on my wedding day!"

Friday, August 15, 2014

TANZANIAN QUEEN MILLEN MAGESE SPEAKS KINDLY ABOUT LIVING WITH ENDOMETRIO...

Breaking Bad

Am superly hooked on this series. Sadly am done with season 5. Sad how they all had to watch their backs so often if not all the time. To make things worse, you never know where you've left evidence that can come back to bite you in the derierre.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Joke! Style mpya ya kutongoza..ladies be warned

Jamaa: Hello mrembo, samahani, una mpenzi?
Binti: Hapana. Sina mpenzi.
Jamaa: Kitabu cha Mwanzo 2: 18 "Bwana Mungu akasema, Si vema huyo mtu awe peke yake, nitamfanyia msaidizi wa kufanana naye."
Binti: Lakini mimi sikupendi jamani.
Jamaa: Waraka wa kwanza wa Yohana 4:8 "Yeye asiyependa, hakumjua Mungu, kwa maana Mungu ni upendo."
Binti: Mh! Mi ntajuaje kwamba na wewe unamaanisha hayo maneno?
Jamaa: Injili ya Mathayo 12:34b "Maana, kinywa cha mtu huyanena yaujazayo moyo wake."
Binti: Jamani leo kazi. Mi ntajuaje kwamba we ni mkweli na mwaminifu?
Jamaa: Injili ya Marko 13:31 "Mbingu na nchi zitapita; lakini maneno yangu hayatapita kamwe."
Binti: Wewe! Na kwanini umekuja kwangu? Wasichana mbona wako wengi tu!
Jamaa: Mithali 31:29 "Binti za watu wengi wamefanya mema, Lakini wewe umewapita wote."
Binti: We una mambo wewe! Sasa mimi kwangu umependa kitu gani?
Jamaa: Wimbo Ulio Bora 4:7 "Mpenzi wangu, u mzuri pia pia, Wala ndani yako hamna ila."
Binti: Mh! Huo uongo, mbona mimi hata sio mzuri kihivyo. Unaongeza chumvi tu!
Jamaa: Mithali 31:30 "Upendeleo hudanganya, na uzuri ni ubatili; Bali mwanamke amchaye Bwana, ndiye atakayesifiwa."
Binti: Nikisema nimekukubalia itakuaje?
Jamaa: Mwanzo 2:24 " Kwa hiyo mwanamume atamwacha baba yake na mama yake naye ataambatana na mkewe, nao watakuwa mwili mmoja."
Binti: Jamani we mkaka. Inakuaje unajua maandiko kiasi hicho?
Jamaa: Yoshua 1:8 "Kitabu hiki cha torati kisiondoke kinywani mwako, bali yatafakari maneno yake mchana na usiku, upate kuangalia kutenda sawasawa na maneno yote yaliyoandikwa humo; maana ndipo utakapoifanikisha njia yako, kisha ndipo utakapositawi sana."
Binti: Wowwww! Naona unampenda sana Mungu.
Jamaa: Zaburi 34:8 "Onjeni mwone ya kuwa Bwana yu mwema; Heri mtu yule anayemtumaini."
Binti: Mh! Haya bwana. Basi nipe muda nifikirie ombi lako.
Jamaa: Wafilipi 4:8 "Hatimaye, ndugu zangu, mambo yo yote yaliyo ya kweli, yo yote yaliyo ya staha, yo yote yaliyo ya haki, yo yote yaliyo safi, yo yote yenye kupendeza, yo yote yenye sifa njema; ukiwapo wema wo wote, ikiwapo sifa nzuri yo yote, yatafakarini hayo."
Binti: Mh! Jamani wewe, haya, nimekubali. Mpaka hapo nakupenda tayari!!
Jamaa: Ufunuo wa Yohana 22:21b "Amina"

Just another blessed Sunday

Before & after church.

The Joys of being in Florida

Coming across garden snakes is one of the things i have to get used to. I never thought i could walk past a snake twice without running away screaming, but i did so today. God is good. Am not scared of these snakes no more, so long as they leave me alone and don't get in my way, i wont get in their way either.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

EMANUEL AUSTIN FT. DJ VERDE - I HAVE TO GO (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

RIP ROBIN WILLIAMS


It's sad to lose people on this earth. When i heard of his passing, my two favorite movies of his came into mind, MRS. DOUBTFIRE and JUMANJI. Every child who has watched those two movies will confess to having a great few hours in front of their TV screens.  May your soul be with Jesus, Amen. 

Monday, August 11, 2014

Lawyer Joke

The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
'May I help you sir?' she asked.
'I want to see Jenny,' the man replied.
 'Sir, Jenny is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Jenny,' he replied.
 
Just then, Jenny appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit.
 
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Jenny, and they went upstairs.
 
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Jenny.
Jenny explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
 
But there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Jenny, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again.
 
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Jenny and they went upstairs.
 
After their session, Jenny said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row.
 
Where are you from?'.
The man replied, 'Ontario'.
'Really,' she said. 'I have family in Ontario.'
'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney.
She asked me to personally give you your $15,000 inheritance. '
The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain:
1.  Death
2.  Taxes &
3.  Being screwed by a lawyer !!!

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MEREMETA NA HASSANALI (MH15)





Designer Mustafa Hassanali, a celebrated name in Tanzania pursues fashion as a religion. His personable and affable demeanor in parallel with his bohemian work of art has made him amidst the premier and popular designers in Tanzania and Eastern Africa.
No wonder then he sports an A-list clientele including the crème de la crème of the society. Considered a fashion guru, his designs reflect the deeply embedded cultural heritage of Tanzanian society along with the avant-garde, Couture and contemporary styles

A medical Doctor by Profession, Fashion designing began as A Hobby in 1999, whereby one of his first creation was worn by Hoyce Temu who was crowned Miss Tanzania 1999 wearing his signature evening Gown. Thus Begun the Roller coaster ride that eventually led to the growth and creation of Tanzania Fashion Industry which can be duly accredited to the zeal and zest of Mustafa Hassanali.

Hassanali's zest for fashion is not only limited at fostering his own creations and offering something new to his target audience, but he also believed in the enhancement of the Tanzanian Fashion Industry on the whole. As late American President John F Kennedy stated “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country”

Mustafa's has showcased in 27 cities across 18 Countries globally representing as Tanzania Fashion and Cultural ambassador. Apart from designing for renowned shows in the country like Miss Tanzania, corporate and television based shows and events amongst others, Mustafa's work has been highly appreciated at the International level. He has worked alongside Naomi Campbell's who has modelled for him to various celebrities and high profile leaders who have adorned his couture.,
Mustafa Hassanali was also appointed by the Minister for information, youth, Culture and sports to be part of the steering committee to search for Tanzania National Attire. He also has been the only designer to have been invited by Tanzania Embassy in Sweden and Russia to celebrate Tanzania Mainland and The union of Tanganyika and Zanzibar 50th anniversary in 2011 and 2014 respectively
What adds a unique dimension to Hassanali's persona is his constant initiative in going out of the way, in supporting various charities such “Breast Cancer Awareness" & "Violence against Women". In Zanzibar he has supported the Zanzibar Mental Hospital. No wonder his medical background has resulted in the establishment of brand "Fashion 4 Health".
As 2014 marks 15 years since the commencement of this fashionable journey, whereby various women have made Hassanali part of their life whilst choosing him to design their wedding and statement evening gowns, He truly has been touched and mentored by many of such women over the past 15 years, thus the adage, “behind every successful man there is a woman” has been made a reality.
Mustafa was named as one of Africa Top Ten Male designer by UK's NEW AFRICAN WOMEN and Kenya Airways MSAFIRI magazine named him COUNT OF COUTURE.
He launched Swahili Fashion Week 7 years ago which has created a promising platform not only for established designers and models but for aspiring entrants of this avenue and has now become the LARGEST FASHION EVENT IN EAST & CENTRAL AFRICA.
Meet Mustafa Hassanali and you know what makes him special, he believes in the 'never say die' attitude and uses his talent and creativity in making a better today and tomorrow for the fashion fraternity very close to his heart.

Mustafa Hassanali is truly a fashionista personified!

Sunday, August 10, 2014

JOKE

A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a ‘funeral director.’ After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a funeral director. The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse carriers. With a smile on her face she explained, ‘I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.’

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

ALIKIBA's interview with Sporah



Hey y'all. 

I'm not much to comment on things coz i usually think my comments are harsh. Ila baada ya kuangalia hii video nimeona nicomment tu. 

I like Sporah and her show, napenda research zake before interviews, etc. Ila hii interview imenifanya nijiulize maswali mengi, moja wapo ikiwa ni KWANINI wabongo tunapenda kushindanisha watu? Niliona comments za watu mitandaoni but sikutaka kusema lolote coz sikuwa nimeona hii interview, ila baada ya kuiona nimeelewa kwanini watu wengi wamechoshwa na hii tabia ya kushindanisha watu. 

Wabongo tukubali kuwa kila mtu ana nafasi yake kwenye industry ya music and entertainment. Kila mtu anaimba kivyake, kila mtu anakitu chake pekee kinachomfanya ku "stand out". Kila mmoja ameleta mabadiliko flani kwenye industry. Kila mtu apewe heshima yake. 

Swali langu kwa jamii yetu ni hili; kusema nyimbo zote za bongo kuitwa bongo flava, je hilo ndio linalowachanganya watu na kutaka kila mtu ashindanishwe na mwenzie? ama kuna jambo lingine?

Nimeuliza hivyo kwasababu, kama tukiweza kuivunja bongo flava kwenye vipengele tofauti then nina uhakika kila msanii anasimama katika aina yake ya mtindo wa kuimba. Kwa mfano, kuna aina mbali mbali za muziki kama vile, POP, RnB, HIP HOP, JAZZ, CLASSIC, DANCE, TECHNO, na list inaendelea. Huezi kuta hata siku moja ukamshindanisha Jay Z na msanii mwingine ambaye haimbi HipHop kisa wote wametokea Marekani. Pia huwezi kumshindanisha Jay Z na Lil Wayne kisa wote wanaimba HipHop, wakati wote tunajua kuwa style zao za kuimba ni tofauti sana.  (I HOPE KWA HUO MFANO TUKO PAMOJA) 

Pia wenzetu wanakitu kinaitwa Legends, kwa bongo, zaidi ya wale walioimba enzi za babangu na mamangu, sijui kama watu wanatoa heshima kwa wasanii wengine na kuwaita legends. Kuna wasanii kama Lady Jay Dee, Professor J, AY, Dully Sykes and the list goes on and on, hao kwangu mimi ni legends kwenye bongo flava. Wameleta mabadiliko sana kwenye muziki wa kizazi kipya wa Tanzania. Isije hata siku moja mtu akawadharau eti kisa kuna msanii miaka ya sasa ambaye anatengeneza pesa nyingi zaidi yao. Status ya kuwa legend haifi kamwe. 

Pesa isiwe sababu ya kusema nani ni mkubwa kuliko mwingine. Status ya mtu katika industry itokane na sehemu yake aliyocheza katika kuleta mabadiliko flani, au jinsi alivyoanzisha kitu kipya, etc. Mfano mzuri ni Angelina Jolie, wote tunamjua na tunapenda movie zake na pia tunamkubali, ila kamwe hakuna mtu atakayesema Angelina Jolie amempita Marilyn Monroe. Wote wana nafasi zao kwenye industry hata kama sasa Angelina anapokea hela nyingi kuliko alizowahi kushika Marilyn Monroe wakati wa uhai wake. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVwMuAdqzTg kwenye hii link utaona sehemu (dakika 27:59) inayosema Usher aliuza album ya Confessions ikawa one of the biggest selling albums since album ya Michael Jackson ya Thriller, but i guarantee you MJ alibaki na nafasi yake na Usher amebaki na nafasi yake, pesa, mauzo ya album, kufanya shows dunia nzima, na mengineyo mengi, hayawezi kumfanya Usher awe mkubwa zaidi ya MJ. 

JAMANI, TUWAACHE WASANII WETU WAFIKE MBALI. TUSICHOCHEE UGOMVI (UNLESS MTATUMIA HUO UGOMVI KUNUNUA KAZI ZAO WOTE HALAFU MKAFANYE COMPARISON ZA KAZI ZAO HUKO MAJUMBANI KWENU). 

KITU CHA MWISHO: MSISAHAU HAWA WATU NI BINADAMU, HIZO COMMENTS MNAZOZITOA ZA KUMPONDA MTU BILA KOSA ETI KISA MSANII MNAYEMPENDA HAJAMPENDA HUYO MTU, SIO POA. KABLA HAMJAWATUKANA AU KUWASEMA VIBAYA, NAOMBA UWAZE UNGEJISIKIAJE KAMA HUYO MSANII ANAYESEMWA NI KAKAKO, BABAKO, MTOTO WAKO, NDUGU YAKO, AU WEWE MWENYEWE. HAMKATALIWI KUMPENDA MTU, ILA MSIM 'CONDEMN' MTU KWA KUMFAIDISHA MTU MWINGINE AMBAYE HAKUSAIDII KWA NJIA YOYOTE KATIKA MAISHA YAKO HUKO NYUMBANI KWAKO, HAKUPI PESA, HAKULISHI, HAKUPI NGUO, HATO KUFA KWA AJILI YAKO. LET THEM BE!!!!

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