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Thursday, August 25, 2016

Getting fired may turn out to be a blessing in disguise

When I read The Citizen newspaper I make it a point to read what Seraphine Rligirwa-Kamara writes, very useful information if I may say so.

Source: The Citizen Newspaper page 11.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Joke

Ticha: Wa kwanza kujibu swali langu ataenda
         Home mapema.

John: Karusha begi la daftari nje.

Ticha: Nani karusha begi nje!?!

John: Mimi..... Kwa herii Mwalimu.

Meet n' Mingle location

Here are directions to @wateringhole_patio  where we'll be having Meet n' Mingle event this coming saturday 27th August 2016 from 8:00p.m to 11:30p.m. for more information contact the numbers on our profile. @meetnmingletz

#meetnmingle
#meetsomeonenew
#meetnewpeople
#afunwaytomeetnewpeople
#havefun
#nightout
#network
#networkingwithatwist
#speeddate

Monday, August 22, 2016

R.I.P songbird bi Shakila

                                                           Mapenzi Yamepungua (Live Taarab)

Meet n' Mingle 27th August 2016

Come experience networking with a twist at Meet n' Mingle. Meet new people and have amazing conversations. We will be at the Watering Hole Patio (Tuk Tuk Thai), Masaki. Please be early. Registration is at 8 sharp. Entry Tsh. 5000/- only.
@meetnmingletz
#meetnmingle
#speeddate
#networkingwithatwist
#afunwaytomeetnewpeople

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Hahahha!!

Whoever came up with this is too funny. Copied and pasted as received.

DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A TANZANIAN FACEBOOK POST AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him...But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

James Silva :I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

Sarah water : Oh my dear, sorry abt that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin.

TANZANIAN POST:

Mambo zenu,naitwa Brenda Thomas,nimeolewa na nina watoto wawili,nampenda mume wangu sana ila hapa juzi kuna binamu yake amekuja na nimetokea kumpenda kimapenzi,naombeni ushauri nifanyeje? (Watakatifu na wenye mapovu mtoke kama huna la kushauri kaa pembeni)

TANZANIAN COMMENTS:

Dubo:naskia hainaga ushemeji tunakulagaaaaaa

Zuwena Abdala:mpe bwana weee kwani sh ngapi,si yako?

Stella John:may thunder fire you and cut you into small pieces

Kenneth Phillip:na mimi nataka naomba

Shiko John:unamuaibisha mumeo tu,mwanamke huna haya

Swalleh:nani ana charger ya pini ndogo?

Alice Mbiti:ongeza matako,maziwa na weupe,watsapp for more information

Baraka Salim:nimekuja na povu na omo sasa nikupe na boxer zangu ufue?

Mbilinyi John:how does that affect the price of sugar in the market?

Aloyce John: Je unataka ufanikiwe katika maisha yako? Je wajua siri ya mafanikio ya watu matajiri. Hudhuria kikao cha watu wenye nia kama yako nikupe siri kupitia bidhaa za *Forever Living Products*

Mungumbukege:Yesu rudi babaaa rudii.

Tanzanians will always be tanzanians. Hahahahhaha