Saturday, March 29, 2014

Ponder on this #relationship vs #money

#GoodMorning :)

A relationship without money is like business with no finance. No matter how much you love each other or how great the idea is, cash is needed to make it worthwhile. It is even more crucial in this third world where basic amenities are luxuries. Bonding takes spending quality time together and that cost money. You can break anybody by giving them the right adventure. You can make any business work giving it what it needs on demand. The feelings might be real but when desires are supplied elsewhere be ready to share that love with someone. Never force a relationship but make one work being truthful to yourself. Know your partner's needs from their wants and be there how best you can. If that's not good enough then know you have not your match. Just keep being the best of you and you would naturally attract the perfect one for you.

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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

BE #CLASSOF2014

#ClassOf2014

There's a new class every year. A new set of people that would make a change of things. A new set of superstars that would steal the attention of the crowd. They would take over the control of things. They would give the World a lift. People are bored easily, good or bad they are always looking for new things to keep them busy. Change is the only constant thing so life is built by changes. You can be amongst that new group of people that would make a big change, the one with that new idea working like magic, the owner of that new must visit website, that new and fast growing billionaire, the new singer with just one big song shaking the world... Always remember, these people are not overnight celebrities. They have been building up coming a long way. They just happen to strike the right vibration for that geometrical leap in change. You can be one just by being confident enough to take your time to completely start something new. Why not just join the top class of 2014.

Top Class of 2014 by @Atemiyato Akanni Temiyato

Thursday, March 13, 2014

MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!

...In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!

Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed. (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with Old Monk. (-5)

PROTECTIVE DUTIES
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5)
You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)
It's her pet poodle . (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side for the entire party. (+1)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend. (-2)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer. (-10)
Tina is single. (-40)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner. (+2)
You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)
Okay, it's a sports bar. (-2)
And its all-you-can-eat night. (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie. (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes. (+5)
You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)
You take her to a movie you like. (-2)
It's called 'Death Cop.' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-80)

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)
(Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding. (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
You give any other response. (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (+2)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)

Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are.

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Panther
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle

September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog

October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther

November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat

December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove

If you are a....

DOG

A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

MOUSE

Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

LION

Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. Popular and easy-going. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. People love the way you always treat them. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!!

CAT

An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

TURTLE

You are near to perfect and nice and loyal at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You are understanding,emotional  and crazy. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

DOVE

You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You are lucky in the matter of love. You get much more love  then you deserve. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are organized in your work. No amount of mess. You are Money minded...You are sexually very attractive, you have power to attract any one with your words.

PANTHER

You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you. You are sexy by nature!!

MONKEY

Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

Thursday, March 6, 2014

"SHOE SHINE" award winning short film by Amil Shivji

Woman's tears vs. Man's tears

woman's tears v/s man’s tears!!!!!!

Don’t make a woman cry because there is nothing more expensive than a lady’s tears.

You"ll make her broke when a single drop comes out, it first mixes with ‘Loreal’ eyeliner (15000/=), and Revlon Mascara (25000/=) then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with D&G Blusher (22500), and Mac powder (13500). Finally when it touches the lips it gets mixed with Maybeline lipstick(18000), and Avon lip-gloss(5500). This means that a single drop of a lady’s tear is ruining about 100000/= please don’t make them cry.

For a guy, its babycare (500/=) or vaseline (250/=)!