Tuesday, November 25, 2014

JOKE: WAVUTA BANGI WATATU

Wavuta bangi watatu baada ya kulivuta sana wakazima. Baada ya kushtuka wakamuona dogo anaangaika kuangua embe juu ya mti waliokuwa wameuegemea. Wakamfukuza dogo ili waangue wao. Jamaa waliangaika sana kurusha mawe juu bila mafanikio. Wakaendelea rusha mawe mengi lakini
hawakufanikiwa kuliangusha wala kuligusa. Mvuta bangi mmoja akasema;
"Isije ikawa tunahangaika hapa bureeee kumbe embe lenyewe bichi, ngoja nipande juu nikalicheki kwanza kama limeiva." Jamaa akapanda faster, baada ya dakika tano yule mvuta bangi akashuka chini na kuwaambia wenzake; "Ebwana daaah, kitu cha ukweli. Nimelibonyeza limeiva vizuri kabisaaa, tuendeleeni kuliangua tu wanangu." Jamaa wakaendelea kurusha mawe kutwa nzima
bila mafanikio!!!!

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Friday, November 21, 2014

S.O.S HOW TO CHECK FOR A HIDDEN CAMERA IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM

I don't know how real this info is..plus i don't know who wrote it..but hey, it wouldn't hurt to try it out. Cheers

How to check a Hidden Camera in Hotel Room?

When you stay in a hotel, how do you know there is no room pinhole camera?

When you travel or take a business trip, you will stay at a hotel, but you do not know that you could unknowingly be photographed
   
Remind all of you:  when staying in a hotel, you can use this method to check your room:

When you have entered into your room, turn off the lights, and close the curtains,

open your phone camera, do not turn the flash light on.

Turn around the room with your cell phone, when a red dot is found, that means that a hidden webcamera is installed.  If no red dots, the room is ok.
Please forward this message to your  friends who travel or take a business trip very often.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

AVOIDING BAD MARRIAGE

(shared by Christ Embassy Naples on facebook)

After salvation, the most important choice you will need to make is who to marry. This choice is so important that if you miss it, you will suffer for long, if you get it right then you will enjoy forever. A bad marriage can affect every other area of your life. 

This subject is so important, so many married people are hoping to be single again so as to make the right choice. If you are single please don't just be in a hurry to get married, you have the best opportunity to prepare for it.

For two people to come together to live in peace and harmony, they must agree spiritually, mentally and physically. Just like an elephant cannot marry an ant so also a believer cannot marry an unbeliever. If an elephant marries an ant how would they live, if a goat marries a fish where would they meet? You must look for a Godly man or a Godly woman to marry, nothing can beat this.

The devil's primary target is the family. He knows that everyone belongs to a family and if he can make two wrong people meet then he has succeeded affecting the community and nations negatively. Ignore your age and the pressure for a moment, the pressure in a wrong marriage is far worse. God has somebody for you but you must set your priorities right. What do you need in a woman? What do you need in a man?

Marriage is not about what you want, it is about who you need, that will make you better while you make him better. It is about destiny. That is why you must know your purpose before you get married. Genesis 2:18. You must pray before you choose. God knows the best person for you, it is only wise to seek His will. It is very easy to know God's will when sex is not involved. The moment sex is involved and you want to know His will then He will blank you out. Why? Because you have broken His first Law of NO SEX before marriage.

If you have had sex in the past then you need to repent totally and stay away from each other for sometime then you can seek the face of God.

Your marriage will not be hell on earth. Your marriage will be honorable in the name of Jesus Christ.

Don't marry for sex, don't marry because you are of age, don't marry because you are getting old, don't marry because you are lonely, don't marry because you need someone to support you financially, don't marry because you mistakenly got pregnant, don't marry because you don't want to lose the person, don't marry because of family pressures, don't marry because you like the idea of marriage and admire every wedding gown you see, don't marry because all your friends are getting married.

But get married because you want to fulfill destiny. Get married because you want to be a help mate. As a man, get married because you want to fulfill your purpose. God will help you in choosing, please let His will be done. Amen

Share with the singles you love

LOL

A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Hameed!!!!!"
One day hameed's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!! The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town!!!!!

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform.......

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful...... When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Hameed, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Motorola charger!!!

Don't tell me you thought that Hameed became a doctor.... ��

50TH ANNIVERSARY OF ITEC

14th Nov 2015, at the Indian Cultural Center Dar es Salaam.