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ubishi noma

Waziri wa ufugaji alitembelea mradi wa nyuki! alipofika getini mlinzi akamwambia hatumruhusu mtu kuingia kwa sasa! waziri kwa hasira akamjibu kwani hujui mimi nani? huku akimwonesha mlinzi kitambulisho! mlinzi kwa utii akamwambia haya ingia mheshimiwa! baada ya muda mfupi yule waziri akaanza kupiga kelele huku akisema mlinzi njoo nyuki hawa wananimalizaaa!! mlinzi akamjibu waoneshe kitambulisho!

with you - chris brown

free kajala

a bongo movie actress is free at last. 13m t.shillings were paid as fine. God bless you sister girl.

oh my!!

David Beckham lifts up his top to reveal his toned torso and his tattoo as he speaks to students at Peking university

The best lecture ever!

David Beckham suffered an embarrassing slip-upon Saturday so what better way to distract attention away from his blunder than by showing off his toned torso.
The 37-year-old footballer flashed his abdominal muscles to reveal a tattoo while talking to students at Peking University on Sunday.
David lifted up his shirt to show off the design, which is inked down the left hand side of his body.

Flashing some flesh: David Beckham lifted up his shirt to reveal a tattoo while speaking to students at Peking university on Sunday

The tattoo is Chinese characters and reads: 'Life and death are determined by fate, rank and riches decreed by Heaven.' David was asked by a student to show off his tattoo and he happily obliged, albeit with a cheeky smile on his face.
As well as showing off his body, David gave a short talk to students and he was invited to play a traditional Chinese instrument.

Happy to oblige: The 37-year-old footballer was asked to reveal his tattoo and he happily obliged

Bet the students are paying attention: spoke on stage and wore a dapper suit for the occasion

After strumming at the strings of the large apparatus David gave his young female teacher a warm embrace to say thank-you.
Showing off his torso is one way to detract attention away from his fall on Saturday.
The Paris St Germain star dropped to the ground in front of a group of young Chinese footballers as he attempted to demonstrate how to execute the perfect kick.

He's so skilled: The father-of-four was seen attempting to learn how to play a traditional musical instrument

Lucky lady: One young student enjoyed a cuddle with the footballer

Looking as dapper as ever the superstar was dressed in a luxury grey suit and black shoes as he lined up to swing in a free-kick in front of starstruck players from Wuhan Zall club in the Hubei province.
But it all went horribly wrong when he lost his balance and ended up flat on his back.
As Becks ran up to curve a ball into the top corner of the goal he took a terrible fall and slipped up into the air before crashing into the ground.

Best boots: Former England captain David Beckham slips as he takes a free kick in China on Saturday

Oops: David Beckham falls over in front of starstuck kids in Wuhan after taking a trademark free kick

Perhaps the midfielder should have worn a pair of his customised adidas football boots, rather than his smart shoes.
The former England captain has vowed to promote football in China over a long period of time, and make it one of the most popular leagues in the world.
'Thank you for having me in your wonderful city', wrote Beckham after being mobbed upon his arrival in Qingdao.

Former England captain David Beckham slips as he takes a free kicks

Pick yourself up: David didn't let the tumble affect his outfit as his shirt stayed crisply in place

Good spirits: Beckham laughed off his fall during his visit to China

JOKE

George Bush has a heart attack, dies, and goes to hell where he's confronted by the devil. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list... but I don't have any room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm gonna to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you, I'll let one of them go but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide (since you are, afterall, the DECIDER) who leaves.

George thought the deal sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened a door to the first room, in it was Richard Nixon in a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room, in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In that room George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms over his head, and his legs spread in an eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and, finally, said "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you’re free to go!"

The Leader of Ngoma Africa Band

The Tanzania brandfire musician ,bandleader and founder of most famous “Ngoma Africa band,

Base in Germany, Ebrahim Makunja also commonly known as Kamanda Ras Makunja (FFU),aka Field-Mashall of FFU ,a.k.a King of Anunnaki Empire ,former Dar City Rudeboy Born in Dar-es-salaam,Tanzania.His father was government servent known as Jumanne Saleh Makunja and mother Moza Hassan.

Ras Makunja is brilliant entertainer vocalist,Songwriter,Percussionist,dancer and social commentator . On the year 1993 he found the most famous “Ngoma Africa Band” aka FFU base in Germany.

Ras Makunja did a lot of East African music and he is successful by combining and mixing traditional Music of Tanzania with modern music.

He found a version wich runs the audience crazy.Nationally and Internationally he became Guru in his career.He started his music career in the early age in Dar-es-salaam,When he was in school theatre group.

In the year 1975 he was choosen to join TANU YOUTH LEAGUE Dancing and theater at Kinondoni,
Dar-es-salaam,Tanzania,there meet Michael Pangalala the leader and guitarist of the TONIC’s BAND in Dar-es-salaam.He tought him and predect that Ras Makunja will one day be a star.

It wasn’t easy for Ras Makunja to go forward with music because of school life. His parents wanted him to finish school and hence be intellectual. It was tough challenge but no way the could stop him to do music.

In 1980 he joined Butiama jazz band base in Dar, owned by Mr. Mustapha Mkwega,then worked with band Roots & Culture, he worked with one Jah Kimbute Mleteni, at same time he did his own research by travelling to many Tanzanians regions and districts ,Searching for traditional music as well as outside Tanzania.

Kamanda Ras Makunja very known as tough and rude on the stage,but very diplomatic sometime miltant musician,with self confidence and international reputation who like to share platform and ready to face international challenge.

He is known Kamanda Ras Makunja (FFU),leader of most famous Ngoma Africa Band and son of Africa as well as “Brother of everyone”

Who Sinned?

John 9:2-3

Who Sinned? It’s a natural question, isn’t it? But not all natural questions are right. Why am I struggling and others are having it in a silver plate is one of such questions.

When the disciples saw a man born blind, they assumed that someone must have sinned. So was it his parents or was it the man himself?

The disciples are half-right and mostly wrong in their thinking. They are half-right that someone sinned, but that “someone” was Adam, not the man or his parents. Not that they never sinned at all, but Jesus means that the man’s blindness is not a judgment on any particular sin they committed

This question leads us to a warning and to a reminder and then to a great encouragement.

The warning is, don’t presume to know what only God can know. Speculating about why someone gets cancer or why someone dies or why an earthquake hits here and not there puts us on dangerous ground. Those things are part of the “secret providence” of God.

The reminder is, because we live in a sin-cursed world, we will never be free of suffering and death until sin itself has been decisively removed by God. That day will come when Jesus returns, but until then we can expect to deal with suffering in one way or another as long as we live.

The encouragement is, you never know when or how the Lord himself may break into your life with transforming power. Sovereign grace means God can do it any time he chooses, and because it is grace we’re talking about, we don’t have to deserve it, and in fact we won’t deserve it, and that’s what grace is all about.

May the God of light, who sees even when we don’t see help us to trust Him even when the way forward seems filled with darkness; and be grateful that God is using trials as a means of showing forth His grace.

May the Lord be glorified in us and through us today.

Mariam. (Mama Joe)

Grace is the heavenly resource behind all of God's promises.
Faith is the simple means of accessing that grace

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The last supper..lol

joke

Jamaa wamejificha mahali wanavuta bangi zimewakolea kichwani tayari ghafla simu ikaita, mmoja akapokea.
Kwenye simu binti: Sema baby.
Jamaa: Hello darling.
Binti: Darling niko town shopping na nimeona viatu vya ngozi hapa wanaviuza elfu 80, naweza kuvinunua mpenzi?
Jamaa: Hawaezi kukupunguzia hiyo bei?
Binti (kwa sauti ya furaha): amesema anaweza nipunguzia elfu kumi tu, ataniuzia elfu 70.
Jamaa: basi sawa, chukua fasta kabla hajabadili mawazo.
Binti: Thanks love! Na baibe kuna gauni nimeona linauzwa elfu 60 halafu wanakupa na Nivea for men! I promise usiku ntakusapraizi!
Jamaa: sawa my dear, si utanifanyia kabisa massage na hiyo Nivea nifurahi kabisa.
Binti: sawa mpenzi! Kitu kingine dear, nina ATM card yako hapa,si nitumie tu honey? Please baibeeee!
Jamaa: Oh mpenzi, ni sawa baibe tumia but usizimalize hela yote.
Click. Akakata simu. Marafiki aliokuwa anavuta nao bangi wakaanza: Ayaaaaaah! We jamaa mbulula! Umelogwa, wala si bure!? We umekuwa ATM machine ya huyo binti au boifrendi! Mteme, hana maana huyo, atakufilisi!
Jamaa kwa tabasamu akajibu: hebu tulieni kwanza ... hivi hii simu ni ya nani? Yangu iko mfukoni!

Harusi Trade fair

http://www.harusitradefair.com/

Felis performing Jina lako milele

Kwakweli mziki wa Africa ni mtamu. Sijajuwa kama ndio mziki aliokuwa akicheza MFALME DAUDI hadi nguo zikatoka au la!. (Biblia haijasema. lol )
Ila tazama ndugu zetu walioko Nje walivyo Miss mziki wa Nyumbani... Wanaposifu kinyumbani, basi wanaamua kumsifu Mungu bila Kikomo... Karibu nawewe umsifu Mungu Pamoja Nasi. Ilivyo kuwa katika International Gospel Music Festival.

http://www.felismusic.com/

Harusi Trade Fair Now in its Fourth Year

The Business of Wedding

More people are encouraged to Visit

The fourth edition of the Tanzania first and premier wedding fair preparation are all under way slated to be held this year starting from 21- 23 March at Parthenon Hall Grounds (Greek Club) filled with the very best of wedding suppliers and stakeholders for all wedding requirements.

The founder and the organizer of this huge and remarkable annual event Mustafa Hassanali stated “Now in its Fourth year, the event is growing Bigger and Better compared to previous years and we look forward to the growth of the Wedding industry and its stakeholders”

True to the quote, this years wedding fair has already attracted more Exhibitors most of them who have been participating since its inception in 2010. The Wedding fair will take place over a period of three days from 10 Am to 7Pm

“Wedding is the union of families and communities, a once in a life time indulgence, so our plan is to give the astute bride and grooms all their requirements they need under one roof, and this is the perfect time for them and their friends and family to see and experience all the services and products for their big day” said Business Development manager Hamis K Omary

The Harusi trade Fair brings various wedding related vendors and suppliers all together, a melting and networking point for only the best in the Tanzanian Wedding Industry thus making Harusi Trade Fair a Premiere wedding fair. Amongst the various vendors participating this year include cakes, flowers, photographers, wedding gowns, wedding website designers, and lots of new and creative innovations concerning the wedding industry

Limited spaces are still available for this year Wedding fair, “So far various wedding related companies have already confirmed participation and we look forward to grow in this number. This year we have a new product for small business enterprises so that they can use this opportunity to grow and promote their business. We also urge the public to attend this Fair in Large Numbers so as to appreciate creativity, support Tanzanian enterprises and promote Made In Tanzania products” Concluded Mr. Omary

With the Tanzanian wedding season to begin post Easter, the Three Days wedding fair is a must to attend for Families, friend and wedding planning committee members. So as to look out for the creative talents in the Tanzanian Wedding Industry

Harusi Trade Fair 2013 is a public event for all to attend.

Harusi Trade Fair 2013 is proudly sponsored by 361 Degrees, Clouds FM, Clouds TV, Global Outdoor Systems, Ultimate Security, Prime Advertising, century Cinemax and Vodacom.

Meneja Biashara wa Harusi Trade Fair Hamis Omary Akizungumza na wandishi wa habari , kulia kwake ni Mustafa Hassanali

ABOUT HARUSI TRADE FAIR

The Harusi Trade Fair, the nation's first direct to the consumer wedding resource, is held in the Swahili Coastal city and Economic Hub of the United Republic of Tanzania, Dar es Salaam.

"Harusi" is a Kiswahili word which Means “wedding" in English. It was conceptualized in late 2009 by Tanzania’s Renowned Bridal Gown Designer Mustafa Hassanali.

This ANNUAL event reaches over 10,000 about-to-be-married persons, their families and friends, actively involved in the wedding planning process, Bringing together various Wedding related vendors under one roof over a Period of Three Days to give the Discerning bride and Groom a Visual, Taste and experience of Their Once in a lifetime Indulgence, a Justification for The Most important day in their Life, Their WEDDING DAY.

Mustafa Hassanali akizungumza na wandishi wa habari , kushoto kwake ni meneja wa biashara wa Harusi Trade Fair Hamis Omary

For More information visit www.harusitradefair.com

BELLY DANCING

kisses down low - kelly

"Kisses Down Low"

You put in over time, over night, doing everything I like, go for ride yeah
You hold me close, please me tight, look me deep inside my eyes, baby don't we love here
But nothing can compare to when you kiss me there
And I cant lie when I lie I your arms baby I feel so sexy

So boy just take your time, send chills down my spine
You’re one of a kind, that’s why I gotta make you mine

Boy you turn me on, got me feeling hot
Now I'm really goin

I like my kisses down low
Makes me arch my back
When you gave it to me slow
Baby just like that

I like my kisses down low
Makes me arch my back
When you gave it to me slow
Baby just like that

Baby get a little rough tha's okay
Baby go ahead do your thang, ride away
And I love it when we misbehave
Me and you together babe, we can do anything
Boy, if someone could see the way you kiss on me
Oh they wont believe it, cause even I don't believe it but I love the way I'm feeling

So boy just take your time, send chills down my spine
You’re one of a kind, that’s why I gotta make you mine

Boy you turn me on, got me feeling hot
Now I'm really goin

I like my kisses down low
Makes me arch my back
When you gave it to me slow
Baby just like that

I like my kisses down low
Makes me arch my back
When you gave it to me slow
Baby just like that

Speed it up, heat it up, let it go, let it go, let it go
Till I get, get enough, you never know, never know, never know
I like that there, yeah that there,
A little more to the left

So boy just take your time, send chills down my spine
You’re one of a kind, that’s why I gotta make you mine

Boy you turn me on, got me feeling hot
Now I'm really goin

I like my kisses down low
Makes me arch my back
When you gave it to me slow
Baby just like that

I like my kisses down low
Makes me arch my back
When you gave it to me slow
Baby just like that

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Continue In The Faith

Acts 14:21–22; Romans 1:17

If your faith cannot make it through adversity, then, it isn't real faith. The faith that cannot be tested is the faith that cannot be trusted. Real faith gets stronger, not weaker, through hardship. It becomes more resilient; it doesn't fall apart.

Paul and Barnabas encourage the believers to continue in the faith, reminding us that we must suffer many hardships to enter the Kingdom of God.

We are being encouraged to continue in the faith, not in the feeling. Emotions come and go. There are times when you feel God's presence, and then there are times when you don't. So what do you do then? You press on, because "the just shall live by faith". Whether we feel God's presence today or we don't, that is okay. We are to press on, because this is a walk of faith.

Don't worry about emotions. Don't focus on emotions that fluctuate. Remember that God is with you, and one day you will join Him in glory.

When you are a young Christian, you want the blessing. But as you grow, you just want God. That is a mark of maturity. We need to continue in the faith when the skies are blue and also when they are dark; filled with clouds. We must press on when our health is good and also when it is not, because we know in that final day it will all be worth it.

Mariam. (Mama Joe)

Grace is the heavenly resource behind all of God's promises.
Faith is the simple means of accessing that grace