A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. 
Inspector : -What is her height? 
Husband : -Average, I guess. 
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?. 
Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy. 
Inspector : -Color of eyes? 
Husband : -Never noticed. 
Inspector : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Changes according to season. 
Inspector : -What was she wearing? 
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit. 
Inspector : -Was she driving? 
Husband : -Yes. 
Inspector : -Color of the car?
Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and then the husband started
crying...
Inspector: -Don't worry sir,...We will find your car.
 
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