Joke

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, DeNephew. 

Bint:: Hello mpenzi mambo?,
Jamaa:: Poa baby!.
Bint:: Uko wapi? Jamaa: Mimi niko town napata
lunch.
Bint:: Wow! Unarudi saa ngapi? Nina njaa dear,
Jamaa:: Nikuletee nini?
Bint:: Niletee chipsi kuku, soseji, mayai manne
yakaangwe pembeni, baga, piza ya samaki
waweke mayonaize, coka take away ya baridi,
mkate wa moto kwenye ile bekari ya Wapemba na
maji ya kunywa chupa kubwa ya Kilimanjaro.
Jamaa: Umesahau viti, meza, leseni, masufuria,
sahani na vijiko.
Bint::Kwa nini dear?
Jamaa::Naona hutaki kula,unataka kufungua
hoteli.