A TAXI DRIVER STOPS AT SHELL GARAGE
Driver: Kijana naomba unijazie tank yangu.
Petrol attendant: I only speak English sir, could you please say that in English?
Driver: Oh! Ok Good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile, therefore I cordially request that you transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the
appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambullation to the brim.
Petrol attendant: Mheshimiwa hutaniwi? Mimi naongea kiswahili tuu.